That crazy bed we bounced on had a hole in it.
I fell deep into it;Tried to pull you in with me. But you resisted;
Wouldn't have any part of it.
So like a wretched old man with something to hide,
I shuffled off, never to return.
You got tired of waiting
for my emergence.
Word came later that I had drowned.
You packed your things and left,
Selling the bed.
After all, it had a hole in in it.